Toasted Tweets | Aug. 23, 2017
People got high and watched the eclipse.Well, what did you expect them to do, watch it sober? Weed is like peanut butter to the world’s various forms of jelly, including any and all celestial events—eclipses of the century, meteor showers, definitely close calls with asteroids. Did you get high and watch? Wait, don’t tell me—I’ll just go read your Twitter feed and find out myself. Here is this week’s collection of stoner tweets about the eclipse.
I was so very stoned for the Eclipse. It was all too beautiful ✌
— Keith Richards (@thehumanriff71) August 22, 2017
This is the coolest picture of the eclipse I’ve seen yet. #Eclipe2017 #Oregon pic.twitter.com/qDg41lF54r
— S T ⭕ N E worx™
(@STONE_worx) August 21, 2017
eclipse expectation: glasses, life changing
reality: drinking milkshakes stoned and staring straight into the sun “did we miss it”
—
(@irenetorresyo) August 21, 2017
lavender, sage & cannabis oil massage to end my solar eclipse
— ROSE (@rosematic_) August 22, 2017
I got too high and slept through the eclipse
— hkeatz (@hkeatz) August 22, 2017
I got high and listened to 2001 space odyssey soundtrack and watched the eclipse and wept
— Helen Cherub (@hellacherub) August 21, 2017
This eclipse is the perfect excuse to smoke weed with your mom don’t miss your window
— Blake Anderson (@UncleBlazer) August 21, 2017
during the eclipse the neighborhood cat who usually goes out of his way to avoid me, walked up to me and asked if I could find him some weed
— Wyatt Rayz (@creativeghosts) August 22, 2017
Everyone thought I was squinting from looking at the eclipse without glasses but it was really the weed. ????♀️ #eclipse
—
Vanna
Did anyone else get really high during the eclipse and repeatedly forget to equip their shades before staring at the sun?
— Nick (@sirnicholas42) August 22, 2017
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