Stoner Sex: Uncircumcised Cocks, Summer Fun, How to Give Good Head & Swinging

Dear Hyapatia,
I am having an embarrassing problem. I go out with many girls. We all have a great time. Then after a few dates, we start to get more romantic and sexual. That is when the problem comes. I am not circumcised, and I guess most guys around here are because all the girls seem kinda surprised and timid once they get a good look at my dick. That is usually the last I see of them. I have a really hard time getting a girl to give me head. I have even thought about getting circumcised to fit in better. I hate to surprise them with it, but it is not the kind of thing you can just bring up on the first date. — Torence

Dear Torence,
You are right, “How do you feel about uncircumcised cocks?” is not a good pick up line. There are some things you can do to stack the deck in your favor. Some Europeans and some Asians have more of a tendency to be uncircumcised, as do new age hippy-type folks. I am sure there are other groups where circumcision is not as popular, and you may find some suggestions in the comments below this article. Searching for a girlfriend in this demographic will give you a better chance. I believe anyone from the medical field would be more open also. My sons aren’t circumcised either; I just couldn’t cut off something that was naturally there. You might try getting high with your next partner before sex and hinting that your parents were old school, or new age, or any way you feel like putting it—that might give her a heads up. Also, the more mature a girl is, the more accepting she usually is. I don’t mean she has to be older, just emotionally mature.

Dear Hyapatia,
It has been so hot this summer where we live, and my girlfriend has come up with a wonderful way to cool down while steaming things up. She gets a bowl of ice cubes. Naturally, the first one goes in the bong. After we have gotten good and high, she puts some ice in her mouth and we kiss, our tongues melting the ice between us. Then, I take a cube and rub it on her nipples. She says she loves that and it makes her nipples really hard. Then, it is her turn and she sucks me with some ice in her mouth. It is such a strange sensation, the coolness and the warmth; then, the ice melts and it is amazing. When we are finished with our lovemaking, we get a bit more ice to refill our bong. It is a wonderful time and perfect for the summer. Tell your readers. — Mike

Dear Mike,
You just did! It sounds like a marvelous idea, and I can’t wait to try it.

Dear Hyapatia,
My girl and I have been together for a while, and I guess she must be getting bored. She wants to try swinging. She has always been very sexual, that is one of the things I love most about her. I don’t want to share her with another man, but I’ve got to admit, the thought of watching her have sex with someone else does turn me on. And what man wouldn’t want to watch two girls go at it live? So I guess what I am saying is I want to try swinging, but I don’t want to lose my girlfriend to another guy. Am I too jealous for swinging? — Bart

Dear Bart,
Swinging can be lots of fun, for both men and women. You may enjoy having sex with another man’s lady, while watching your girlfriend have sex with your partner’s husband. Just because she wants to try swinging though, doesn’t mean she is bored with you. Most people go through the same thoughts you are when contemplating swinging for the first time. Something to keep in mind is that you may find a great swinging couple or two, but the two of you may be more suited for each other in many ways that your swinging partners could never be. For example, they could be into things other than weed, or even be very light smokers when you two are more consistent users. They could have other political or religious beliefs or be quicker to judge or anger. These are the things that keep original partners together.

Dear Hyapatia,
I have heard that girls give better head if they get their tongue pierced. I want to get my tongue pierced so my boyfriend will like it better. I just want to please him. Is it true? — Diane

Dear Diane,
I have heard that it is true that some guys like head from girls with pierced tongues better, but I think it really depends on the girl giving head and the guy’s preferences. What I mean by that is, if a girl is really good at giving head, she might not need to have her tongue pierced to please her man just as much or more than someone who has a pierced tongue who isn’t that good at using her mouth. There are some girls who may have their tongue pierced but are not into giving head and in that case, odds are that the girl who enjoys pleasing her man is going to be better at it. I don’t advocate altering your body simply to please your man.

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